Pirate Booty

Join the American Revolution with our little Rebel Belle, Abigaile! Wait, aren't we about a full century away from that war? Well, Abigaile does what she wants, when she wants. Grab this little rabble-rouser with both hands, she won't mind. For a limited time, you can purchase this skin in the Col...

The newest Fleet Theme is available! Deck out your fleet in this Revolutionary theme brought to us by our little Bostonian rebel belle, Abigiale! We may be a century or so early, but if anyone can bring down those lobsterbacks, it'd be Abigaile. This old colonial theme celebrates the earlier days of...

Captains Jayne Clit and Francesca Drake set sail for a hidden treasure. A secret held by Blackbeard that's long since been forgotten by all, save Jayne Clit. Torn by her recent action against Sarah, Clit wrestles with the weight of her responsibilities and the self-imposed duty to secure the future...

Captain's Log: Mama Laveau's Voodoo Twilight It's time to pull the Captain's Log out from under the mattress to re-live past tales! This Captain's Log adventure takes us back to The Tale of Mama Laveau's Voodoo Twilight. Give into the wild night ahead of you, and inhale, soak up, and bask in the fu...

The newest Fleet Theme is available! Deck out your ships with Captain Clit's latest conquest, The Queen Anne's Clit's Revenge. Of course, Captain Clit wouldn't acquire Blackbeard's vessel and not have a little fun with the paint job. Captain Clit's decorating tastes run more to the iron and achromat...

It's time to pull the Captain's Log out from under the mattress to re-live past tales! This Captain's Log adventure takes us back to The Tale of Davy Jane's Heart. Let yourself sink to the dark depths of the sea. Follow the light of Davy Jane as you navigate the Locker aboard The Flying Dutchman. Wh...

The masts are looming high on the horizon tonight, fuckaneers! You've asked for it, and we've finally delivered. Mama Laveau's cheeky ways strike Booty Bay once again. One night while sitting in her swamp she thought to herself, "Our girls are missing something. They need a new weapon to strike agai...

Scarlet's deep in the machinations now. Under the orders of Captain Clit, Scarlet has been sent to work for Josephine Arrow's Elite division of the East Impotent Company. Scarlet's devotion is strained and pushed to the brink when trading her signature ginger hair for jet black. Scarlet's unique E....

Abi's understanding of incognito leaves much to be desired. But that's what you get when you ask the wild child to sneak about Booty Bay. Once "wooed" with trinkets, Abi drops the top to reveal she's hiding in a barrel of rum. Where's all the rum gone? Probably in this gal's bum! Abi's unique Barre...

After months of betrayal, marooning, and clawing Blackbeard is poised to make her cumback. But Captain Arrow of the East Impotent Company Elite has her hooks deep in the Captain. With all the turmoil in Booty Bay, how will Blackbeard cum out on top of this situation? If she is to succeed, she'll nee...

It's time to pull the Captain's Log out from under the mattress to re-live past tales! This Captain's Log adventure takes us back to The Tale of the Blackbeard's First "Fist" Mate. Help an old friend find her Golden Fisted Dildos, and she'll shower you with tales of old, and secrets you may not want...

It's time to pull the Captain's Log out from under the mattress to re-live past tales! This Captain's Log adventure takes us back to our first event, The Tale of the Governor's Daughter. Whether you weren't sailing these waters yet, or couldn't complete the challenge, Captain's Log Tales bring back...