Captain's Log: Dead Men Get No Tail
- Pirate Booty
- 2025/08/12
It's time to pull the Captain's Log out from under the mattress to re-live past tales!
This Captain's Log adventure takes us back to the biggest battle the known world has ever seen. The Third Battle of Shipwreck Cove.
Our crew of bosomed buccaneers has survived the initial attack from the villainous Captain Josephine Arrow and her E.I.C. Elite, by some mysterious force from the gods. But now, they stand alone. Toe to toe, and tit to tit with the most fearsome force Booty Bay has yet seen. The finale of Pirate Booty Season One continues.
Regrouped at the edge of Shipwreck Cove, our girls and their intrepid Captain wait on a sword's edge for the battle of their lives. But while their enemies rage and stew awaiting the battle's cumming, our girls throw an orgy that rivals any in the Cumpañolas' past. What better way to stay one's nerves than in the sweet embrace of a beautiful woman?
While we've lost friends and lovers along this journey, the threat of more loss looms large in the Captain's thoughts. The ominous warning from Lady Death ever rings in his ears. A sacrifice of his lifeblood is what's needed to protect all he holds dear.
If you have the balls to stand with your girls and sail headlong into death herself, then cum aboard for the wildest adventure yet to be told. The second of three Chapters of the Season Finale begins soon!
- 6 Collectable Adventure Scenes
- 1 Earnable Character Skin
- 3 New Premium Character Skins
Whether you weren't sailing these waters yet or couldn't complete the challenge, Captain's Log Tales brings back all the sexy pirate booty you missed. Fill that missing slot in your log today!
These events won't be in the harbor long. You'll have only 5 days to complete this Tale. So batten down the hatches, stow the dinghy, and smack the nearest Pirate Booty you can find. Cause' this crew is headed for the Thigh Seas!
You can always join our scraggly crew in Discord for more info, or if you want scurvy.
