Captain's Log: Belated Maaarghy XXX-Mas

It's time to pull the Captain's Log out from under the mattress to re-live past tales!

This Captain's Log adventure takes us back to enjoy The Tale of Maaarghy XXX-Mas! Help Captain Whitebeard round up all the girls of Booty Bay for a little holiday celebration fuckfest.

6 Collectable Adventure Scenes
1 Collectable Character Skin
1 Bonus Scene!

We're adding an additional bonus scene this time in line with the current timeline. So check out the newest jumble of shiny lights in your Gallery old-timers.

We're throwing a bundle of XXX-Mas sales for the next five days. Check out 10 new holiday themed skins and an updated Santa Whitebeard skin.

If you're still missing Santa's Sleigh Fleet Theme, it's your time to shine. She's only 15,000 Black Gold Dubloons, so grab it while you can.

Holiday decorations are also back for a limited time, just in case you missed them.

Whether you weren't sailing these waters yet, or couldn't complete the challenge, Captain's Log Tales bring back all the sexy pirate booty you missed. Fill that missing slot in your log today!

These events won't be in the harbor long. You'll have only 5 days to complete this Tale. So batten down the hatches, stow the dingy, and smack the nearest Pirate Booty you can find. Cause' this crew is headed for the Thigh Seas!

You can always join our scraggly crew in Discord for more info, or if you want scurvy.