Captain's Log: Maaarghy XXX-Mas

It's time to pull the Captain's Log out from under the mattress to re-live past tales!

This Captain's Log adventure takes us back to enjoy The Tale of Maaarghy XXX-Mas in July! Help Captain Whitebeard round up all the girls of Booty Bay for a little holiday celebration fuckfest.

A special XXX-Mas in July sale will run in the shop during this event. From skins and fleet themes to exclusive limited-time only snowy Bay decorations.

Whether you weren't sailing these waters yet, or couldn't complete the challenge, Captain's Log Tales bring back all the sexy pirate booty you missed. Fill that missing slot in your log today!

These events won't be in the harbor long. You'll have only 72 hours to complete this Tale. So batten down the hatches, stow the dingy, and smack the nearest Pirate Booty you can find. Cause' this crew is headed for the Thigh Seas!

You can always join our scraggly crew in Discord for more info, or if you want scurvy.