Ho ho ho, grab a cookie and join Santa for an Xmas you won’t forget! Santa is set to challenge Willy Wanker (or was it Wonka?) himself in the art of cookie production! Help Santa grow his magic factory, deliver the cookies and be as naughty as only Santa can be! Let’s bang… I mean... bake! PS. Don’t miss the awesome Festive Sale & Pack! A very Merry Xmas to you all! -the FL Team
Greetings, If you missed Black Friday there's still some time to catch awesome deals with Fake Lay's extended Cyber Monday! Stay tuned for cool updates in the weeks to come. All the best! /the FL Team
I am forever grateful that so many of you bravely fought for my freedom! In return I convinced the Fake Lay team to release an Android app so you can always have your girls close to heart… I’ve also made that evil Wicked Witch work long and hard on camera to summon back ghosts of Halloweens past. Don’t miss it, get old costumes & some new ones for the 5 girls that joined Fake Lay since last Halloween. Have a magical day! Truly yours, Orgasma.
Greetings humans... If you haven’t noticed already I have taken all your precious maidens and turned them into kittens. They are unharmed. For now. Do NOT try to stop me… or else! Mwahahaha! /Wicked Witch of Hardwood
Happy Fake Lay anniversary! :) If you haven’t done so already there’s still about 30 hours left (at the time of writing) to collect your 20 free anniversary diamonds! All you need to do is log in & hit the collect button. Joining the party is Alice, our latest addition to the fake cop section! Can you nail her? We’ve also got updated art on Sanshi, Ice & Geeky. Thank you for your support & for keeping ‘em girls happy! /the FL Team Oh. There’s still some time left to unlock the school girl class photo! ;)
School girls, sexy uniforms, spanking, sex ed classes, a horny teacher… We have it all! Take some classes & pass the exams. Can you finish with a “cum laude” ? ;) Enjoy! PS - There are also 2 packs with deals on diamonds & extras.
First of all, there’s still some time left to catch those lurky crabs but you need to hurry! Take your girls to the Cock a’Cabana for cocktails and find out what magic BJ skills they’ve picked up this summer! This new event is full of new PvP Legendary cards with special crit skills, pubic hair styles (yes you can finally change them!) and some other surprises. We’ve also cleaned up a bit in the wardrobe and added tattoos, each tattoo you’ll get will give you a small PvP bonus. Enjoy! The FL team PS. The cards don’t expire and may be used as often as you like.
If you haven’t seen it already, check out the last stage of Fake Lay’s Summer Sale. Diamonds, time machine tickets, gifts, energy slots and more all in one sweet pack! /the FL Team
Join the madness with 8 days of awesome offers! We're rolling out the Nutaku Summer Sale! Each of the sale/offers will be live for 3 days and then change into a new one! Enjoy! the FL team
Don’t miss the hot summer update on Fake Lay! You never know where a little chivalry down at the beach may get you… ;) Get laid, unlock hot bikinis and… collect your first Fellatio Deck trick cards that will transform the PvP system in the weeks to come! Stay tuned for a really eventful August! The Fake Lay team PS. The cards don’t expire and may be used as often as you like.